Pretty Pink Poo Diaries - Episode 5
? Does my bum look big in this ?
So, here it is,
after a quiet month,
the latest PPP update....
Quiet, in as much as MPJ has been working far too much -
which leaves me Bored outta my brains as she spends Hours and Hours and Hours tapping away on that stupid clack-clack machine of hers.
I hate the way she kind of 'disappears' as all her attention gets focused
on that time-eating screen.
I'm way more interesting.
So she keeps telling me that the only way we are going to get this show on the road is to do all the logistics needed to run a charity drive from
coast to coast and back again.
Yeah (begrudging voice)
I get it.
Which doesn't mean I have to be fine with being
So back to way more interesting me...
And if I were a human, this is what I'd look like inside...
Ready for it?
(insert medieval trumpet sound)
Da, Da, De-Daaaaa
As in -
I've lost a whopping 32 ounces!!!
As in - getting slim again.
Man, I look back and cannot quite believe I weighed in at 15 lbs.
No wonder MPJ called me the Munchalda Chunkalada.
It's such a relief to feel so spry and fleet of foot and full of vim and vigour.
Hooray for the PPP diet!
She may drive me crazy,
but I do feel lucky that MPJ loves me enough to take such good care of me.